The Red Skelton's Recipe. Do you know him? ... Just Another Manic Monday
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE:
For those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy today's Manic Monday. For those of you not old enough you will see what you missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great entertainer. A re-run of great 'one liner's' from the man who was known for his clean humor.
1.
Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3.
I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
5.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker.
She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place
to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.
7.
My wife told me the car wasn’t running well
because there was water in the carburetor.
I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”
8.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late
for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her
first name was ‘Always’.
12.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust!”.
This is awesome Andy! Thanks for the re-blogged… I am happy for it
Cheers! xoxo
You are so welcome Ms. Dolly. I really enjoyed reliving these. I will be checking back for more great thiings I can steal, er….I mean borrow
Keep up the great work!
Thanks for sharing this, Andy!Great stuff.
I am glad you liked it Luanne. Have a happy Friday!
I think only you and I know that that means. His TV show goes way back. Speaking of…I was trying to tell my daughter last night NOT to throw the remote, it might break. I said when I was a little boy we had to get up and change the channel on the TV itself. She asks, “how did you do that Daddy?”