DYLANism: “Hey, that hurt my butt!”
9/10 – I was putting Dylan to bed one night and she did not want to lie down. She just wouldn’t listen to my repeated requests to lay down. So, getting more and more frustrated I spanked Dylan’s bottom and laid her down and repeated. “Now lay down and go to sleep.”
Dylan sprang up immediately and said, “Heeeeey! That hurt my butt!”
I said, “What?”
Rebelling she said, “That hurt my butt!” and threw herself back down on her pillow.