Phriday Phunnies ~ That’s a really big number!
Its never too late for a Phunny:
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says
‘Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.’
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing ‘That’s horrible!!! So
many men dying that way!’
Confused, he says, ‘Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and
there is always that risk involved.’
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, ‘How many is a
Brazilian?’
Here's to you finding YOUR pot-o-gold Saturday!
Have a happy and safe St. Patrick’s Day! Or else ye be fulla blarney! We be goin’ to da zoo with the wee wittle wons to see da animals, don’t cha know. We shall trade some stories, pictures, and a wee bitta ale upon our return! Sláinte!
~ Andy O’ Malley
Sláinte!
OUR LIFE IN 3D 
You are so perceptive! While they tell me I am Scotch Irish I actually grow up in a German town in PA called Hanover. Or the dialect may be Amish or PA Dutch.
I think you changed dialects in your final paragraph. Do I sense a bit of German in there?