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Older than dirt!

The other day I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. He turned to me and asked, ‘Are you having it catered’?

And that, my friend, is the definition of ‘OLD’!

But wait there’s more…

My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.


It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.


These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, “For fast relief".


~ Sorry for the barrage of old jokes folks. This nasty friend emailer has no heart!

I hope your week gets better. I’ll try to do better next time knuckleheads 😉

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2 thoughts on “Older than dirt!

  1. Or when they get older it doesn’t take much to make them laugh anymore….like me! Thanks for looking in Derek. I hope you all are doing well!

  2. I guess people tell bad jokes when they get older, huh? Is that one way to keep the brain fresh?

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