Sometimes kids just don’t understand…
Forgive me, this is yet another reblog from a Christmas long ago (5 years 12/19/2013). From back when I still was creative and these darn kids didn’t wear me out so much. And since lots of things are going on right now, let me introduce you to 3D of Christmas’s past….
Merry Christmas week everyone!
Hello Life in 2D! Yes I said 2D today. I am just feeling uninspired this week. You know, with the Big Day coming up. Things to do. Do we have enough time? Wrap all the gifts. Other than trips to the doctor I’m just not feeling so inspired this week. Just kinda tired.
I do my best thinking in the shower.
The down side to ‘brainstorming’ in the shower is that there is nothing to write with. So I have to hurry up before I run out of hot water.
So this is what I came up with…
My 3 year old still wants to know why Santa didn’t bring her presents last night, since we have all these decorations up?
I try to show her the Advent calendar but she still doesn’t understand. So it had me thinking about some of the other things our kids don’t quite grasp about Christmas.
Here is a Top Ten List of things our kids just don’t understand about Christmas:
1. Some of Santa’s elves just wrap toys better than others. It has nothing to do with skill or the amount of time left to wrap them.
2. The being “Naughty” or “Nice” list does not begin two weeks before Christmas. Santa and Santa’s elves actually DO watch them all year long.
3. You can’t play with just one toy before opening every package that Santa and your grandparents bring.
4. The elves designed some toy packages to ‘ship safely’ and not packaged to immediately play with. Dad just needs some breakfast Christmas morning before he commits to untangling the maze of wires and twists or ‘assembly’ in order to get to the toy; or else it could get broken Christmas morning.
5. If a toy breaks Christmas morning Santa can not bring you a new one over night. A whole new ‘Naughty or Nice’ list begins Christmas morning.
6. Santa can make it down the chimney. Sometimes he just needs to make several trips. There is no need to leave the door open this year; or a window open over night.
7. Santa’s presents really DO have something to do with somebody’s birthday. Just not their birthday.
8. The toys are not more important than the thought or the love behind them; even the sweaters or the books you did not ask for.
9. Santa only makes the toys. He does not bring the batteries too.
10. Mommy and Daddy really do want to take a nap after opening all the gifts that morning.
No Dylan. You cannot make an ornament stick on the tree by pressing on the tree
What are some other things your kids do not understand about Christmas?
Please feel free to offer them below. Maybe one of us has an explanation. And there is no such thing as exaggerating too much.