Dylan: “Hey, can I pet your dogs?”
Neighborhood guy: “Sure you can. They like to be petted.”
Dylan: “What kind of dogs are they? They are really soft.”
Neighborhood guy: “They are poodles. Watch out they might jump up on you!”
Dylan: “Poodles, huh? They sure are cute and friendly.
I think they need a shave!”
Neighborhood guy: “What makes you say they need a shave?”
Dylan: “They look like sheep!”