I have turned into a frickin’ porker! A pig. An oinker. A fat-belly-jelly-belly!
Folks, I put on ten pounds since that post this summer bragging about buckling my belt a hole further; from running and biking and StairClimbing? When I felt so good I celebrated by eating two breakfasts one breakfast? I can barely even buckle my belt anymore!
Well no more! This fall I have become sloth-like. Saturday was always my gym day but College Football and ESPN’s College Game Day seduced me from the gym. I hadn’t gone in over a month. I suck.
So I finally went to the gym last week when I was off. I had gained 10 frickin’ pounds! So I ran 30 minutes two days in a row (I am also woefully out of shape now). The third day I spent about 5 hours doing landscaping work around our yard. So the next Saturday, you know what?
I gained an extra pound!!
People! This is sad! I was never going to be this heavy and this out of shape. Right before the holidays? Are you kidding me?
So I made a pact with myself. No more! And ten pounds over weight calls for some drastic measures!
Like no more finishing the kid’s dinner plates!
And also, no more of this…
And ALSO (sniff, sniff)
No more Happy-celebatory-goodnews-at-the-doctor-after-a-checkup rewards…
Did I tell you I am the official ‘taste tester‘ in our location of all new snack items that our company produces? As well as the official checker for freshness on all Chocolate covered Christmas pretzels, Christmas cookies, Chocolate drizzled popcorn and fancy tortilla chips there too? It’s a tough job sometimes! Who is going to take care of all these extras now?
Extras we got in at work this month like:
Even as I sit here and type this post I have 3 York Peppermint Patty wrappers in front of me.
Soon to join the 3 Reese’s Peanut butter cup wrappers that are in the trash can.
So you see that last post / reblog of mine was no accident. Its time for me to start running and toning up and believing I’m a 12th grader again.
Every year about this time I sign up for a local half-marathon that takes place in February.
The reasoning is simple. The training it takes to compete in a half marathon should work off all the calories of
junk holiday food that I inhale enjoy over the holidays. Then I get an extra month of 45-60 minute runs to burn off the excess and slim down .
It makes sense, doesn’t it?
Running for 60 minutes at 900 calorie workouts should do the trick, right? Right. …as soon as I knock off the late night beers and the rationalizing at the cookie jar , “Its ok, have another. You’ll run it off” mentality.
What do you think?
Do you have any great tips to help one slim down and drop 10 pounds real quick?
Did I mention I love eating? I am not so much a ‘foodie’ as I just enjoy tasting great tasting things from my restaurant days.
I guess I need to quit it.
Does anybody have any other suggestions? Anybody want to challenge this Biggest Gainer? Or run with me in the half marathon? (sign up Here)
Last year I did the race on a dare of a good friend as a way to reclaim my life after my cancer treatment. But it was February. It was cold; and it rained. The win blew. I finished the race but I swore I would never do the race again!
I didn’t know I was going to become such a porker!
So, if you can, show me a little love, some encouragement, are a flat-out dare to help me get that belt notch back from this summer. Join me! Because the next three weeks this little Christmas song is going to pound in the back of my head.
Thanks for your time everyone!
Speaking of Christmas songs, what’s your favorite?
Care to share by Commenting on it or adding a link below? … along with your words of encouragement? Yes?
Merry Christmas everyone. Prepare your hearts for the season.
I’ll try to do better the next time…